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1.Ya ví la segunda temporada de La melancolía de Haruhi Suzumiya. Está chida, pero prefiero la primera XD. También compré un scroll de Haruhi, Nagato y Mikuru.

2. Salió Scribblenauts, un juego puzzle donde resuelves los acertijos con lo que se te ocurra XD. Ahorita ya no he tenido tiempo de jugarlo, pero es muy recomendable. Jugué el Resident Evil 5 y sí, el juego apesta, únicamente quería ver qué tanto habían echado a perder la historia. Desde el RE4 son juegos de acción, ya no son survival horror.

3. En una encuesta que hice en el messenger se llegó a una conclusión. 9 de cada 10 personas prefiere una galleta que la paz mundial XD.

4. El 22 de octubre sale el Windows 7. El 29 de octubre salen nuevas versiones de Ubuntu. Luego veré si los consigo, y hago una combinación Windows 7 -- Xubuntu.

5. Estuve viendo algunas historietas de Garfield minus Garfield. ¿Quién diría que Jon sería tan solitario y depresivo?

Frase.

“A unique last place”

Video.

Haruhi Chan episode 1.

Imagen.

Canción.

Guns N’ Roses -Welcome to the jungle

Last FM

Youtube

Historia.

EXECUTOR: As the executor of Mr. Muldoon’s estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Muldoon’s Last Will And Testament.

HEDGE: Well, get on with it, the bars open soon.

JENNY: Oh, poor, dear Arthur! Waaaa!

HANK: Oh, there, there, Jenny.

RALSTON: God, how predictably boring.

MRS. MULROY: I never worked for a kinder man.

EXECUTOR: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

RALSTON: I knew it.

HEDGE: Heh heh heh heh.

EXECUTOR: “I, Arthur Durham Muldoon, being of sound mind and body…”

HEDGE: That’s a laugh!

EXECUTOR: “…do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly emotional sister, Jenny…”

JENNY: Waaaa!

HANK: Jenny, darling, he’s talking about us.

JENNY: Oh.

EXECUTOR: “…who grubbed with her husband, Hank, grubbed for everything they could get from me, and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy…”

JENNY: What?

EXECUTOR: “…To Jenny, I leave a boot to the head.”

JENNY: A what?

*BONK!*

JENNY: Ow!

HANK: Jenny, are you okay?

EXECUTOR: “…and another boot to her wimpy husband, Hank.”

*BONK!*

HANK: Ow!

HEDGE: Hahahahaha…

JENNY: This is an outrage!

EXECUTOR: “…ah, but still, you are my sister, you have both admired my Rolls Royce, and since I no longer need it…”

JENNY: Oh, dear Arthur, he’s too kind!

HANK: Yes.

EXECUTOR: “…I bequeath another boot to the head.”

JENNY: What?

*BONK!*

JENNY: Ow!

HEDGE: Hahahaha…

EXECUTOR: “And one more for the wimp.”

*BONK!*

HANK: Ow!

EXECUTOR: “Next, to my alcoholic brother…”

HEDGE: Hey, I don’t want no boot to the head!

EXECUTOR: “…to dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunken life…”

HEDGE: I’m coverin’ up my head!

EXECUTOR: “…I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.”

HEDGE: Really?

EXECUTOR: “And a boot to the head.”

*BONK!*

HEDGE: OH!

EXECUTOR: “And another for Jenny and the wimp.”

*BONK!*

JENNY: Oh!

*BONK!*

HANK: Ow!

EXECUTOR: “Next, to my know-it-all nephew, Ralston…”

RALSTON: This is so predictable…

EXECUTOR: “…I leave a boot to the head.”

*BONK!*

RALSTON: Uh! I knew it.

EXECUTOR: “And one for Jenny and the wimp.”

*BONK!*

JENNY: Ah!

*BONK!*

HANK: OH!

EXECUTOR: “This takes care of family obligations. And now, to Mrs. Mulroy…”

MRS. MULROY: Oh, uh, I don’t want nothin’.

EXECUTOR: “…who took care of me faithfully these many, many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea…”

MRS. MULROY: Oh, I didn’t mind.

EXECUTOR: “To Mrs. Mulroy, I bequeath a boot to the head.”

*BONK!*

MRS. MULROY: OH!

EXECUTOR: “And one for Jenny and the wimp.”

*BONK!*

JENNY: AH!

*BONK!*

HANK: OH!

EXECUTOR: “And so, to my cat Mittens, I leave my entire vast…boot to the head!”

*BONK!*

*MEOW!*

EXECUTOR: “And finally, to my lawyer, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head…but a rabid Tasmanian devil, to be placed in his trousers?!” Ooohhh!! Oh, huh huh huh huh, and, and, “…and I leave my entire estate of $10 million to the people of Calgary so they can afford to move somewhere decent!” Huh.

HANK: Is that it?

RALSTON: That’s it?

HEDGE: That’s disgraceful.

EXECUTOR: There’s one last thing for everyone.

HEDGE: Cover your heads, everybody!

EXECUTOR: “I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream.”

HANK: Ice cream?

HEDGE: Ice cream?

RALSTON: Ice cream, that’s all?

EXECUTOR: That’s all.

MRS. MULROY: Well, what flavor is it?

EXECUTOR: Boot to the head!

*BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!*

ALL: OW!